Posted by Jithin
on Thursday, August 4, 2011
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2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool..!
Posted by Jithin
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Great students like Us,
work on the ‘principle of rockets”
It does’nt mean
we aim for the skies,
It means
we don’t start studying unless our tail is on fire
Posted by Jithin
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be .. one heart that would always beat for you .. You know Whose??? .. your Own Stupid!!!
Posted by Jithin
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
Posted by Jithin
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EMPLOYEE- "BOSS MERI SHADI HO GAYI, MERI SALARY BADHA DO"
BOSS- "FACTORY KE BAHAR HONE WALE HADSO KE LIYE COMPANY ZIMEDAR NAHI HOTI"
Spaces between fingers - A Funny Jokes
Do you know why God has created spaces between your fingers?
So that someone would come in your life..
hold your hand & say...
"LE BIDI PEE.."
Posted by Jithin
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Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the window ..I look down & then... i lauf again
Posted by Jithin
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Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have
Girlfriends
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TEACHER: WO TEEN WORDS BTAO JO SBSE JYADA BOLE JAATE HAI?
STUDENT:MUJHE NAHI PTA
TEACHER:SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.
Posted by Jithin
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When NASA first started sending astronauts up,
they quicky discovered that
ball pens won’t work in zero gravity.
.
To overcome this problem
NASA spent a decade
and 15 million dollars to develop a pen
that writes in
zero gravity,
upside down,
under water,
virtually in any condition on any surface
including glass
and
at temperature ranging
from below freezing to 300 degree celsius.
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The Russians used a pencil.
Posted by Jithin
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Sweet candies are nice to eat .. Sweet words are easy to say .. but, sweet ppl are hard to find .. OH MY GOD! how did u find me
Posted by Jithin
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An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
Posted by Jithin
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If someone passed any degree after graduation its called Post Graduate,
if some passed a degree after masters, what it would be called?
Simple.......
Post Master
Posted by Jithin
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2 MEN TALKING
1st: I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
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2nd: Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons
Posted by Jithin
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When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!
Posted by Jithin
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
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TCHR : TUM BADE HOKR KYA KROGE?
BOY : SHADI
TCHR : NHI, MERA MTLB KYA BNOGE?
BOY : DULHA,
TCHR : OHO, I MEAN KYA HASIL KRNA CHAHTE HO?
BOY : DULHAN
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Dr Chopra, psycotherapist, wanted his ’sign board’ 2 b painted, outside his clinic.
He got a sardar painter who painted.
Dr CHOPRA PSYCO,THE RAPIST!
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Someday u may lose ur hair .. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind .. But 1 thing u will never lose is ur good looks .. coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
