WILL SMITH

Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.

                                                               -WILL SMITH

Punjabi threw the Bihari down.


An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.

A funny t-shirt slogan


Slogan written on a bald man's T-shirt...
God made some perfect heads..
on d rest he put hair to hide his mistakes..

* Just for the pleasure of a moment with you.

I have liked many but loved very few.

Yet no-one has been as sweet as U.
I would stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
Just for the pleasure of a moment with U.

* As many as it takes you to say my name!

 





He: Who do u like??

She: No one!!

He: OH. Who do u like??

She: No one!!

He: Who do u like?


She: How many times are u gonna ask that?

He: As many as it takes you to say my name. :)

* When it comes 2 luv



When it comes 2 love,


its hard 2 know if u have d right 1.
Many lovers weep, and left in sorrow.y?
Bcoz Words cant immortalize emotions.

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