engineering student & sweeper


An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

Teacher vs student


TEACHER: WO TEEN WORDS BTAO JO SBSE JYADA BOLE JAATE HAI?


STUDENT:MUJHE NAHI PTA

TEACHER:SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.

"Father in law"


Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

teacher and student


TCHR : TUM BADE HOKR KYA KROGE?
BOY : SHADI
TCHR : NHI, MERA MTLB KYA BNOGE?
BOY : DULHA,
TCHR : OHO, I MEAN KYA HASIL KRNA CHAHTE HO?
BOY : DULHAN

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