similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls!


Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

3 Monkeys


3 monkeys escaped from the zoo...
One was caught watching TV...
Another playing football...
And the third one...
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No its not you...

Why do u always think u r a monkey?

Public Toilet Door


Come like a Horse,
Sit like a Thief,
And Go like a King….
This Slogan was written on a..
Public Toilet Door.

every morning i pray to God


When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

Dream makes everything possible


  
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

what do you want for your birthday?



Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

ABCDEFG stands for



What ABCDEFG stands for?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.
And GFEDCBA stands for what?
The reverse: Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again

French in Hotel



A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
French: Toilette pepper!

My feelings for you no words can tell



My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

If I was an artist,

If I was an artist, 
you would be my picture!
 
If I was a poet,
 
you would be my inspiration!
 
If I was an author you would be my story!
 

But I'm only a cartoonist!

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